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September 06, 2007
Street Walk | Straw Fedora
 I love being a chick. I can cut clean through glass ceilings, and still have a heavy door held open for me. I might make millions, but dude dishes dinero for dinner. I won't get hit by a gentleman, even if I'm a rude—
Rhymes with "chick," and it's what you'd call me for using the word chick were I a guy and not girl named Kristopher.
On my way to a date with myself, I saw Casey's outfit, and I adored her dandy chic: sensible heels gave her more masculine height, sexy unisex jeans balanced a breezy blouse, and a straw fedora ($54) hid cool, cropped locks. So boss, so boyish, I almost cooed, “Cute!”
Like a chick.
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posted by KRiSTOPHER DUKES
at 09/06/07 9:20 AM
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"Dude dishes dinero for dinner"? You're the worst kind of female, and I'm ashamed we share a chromosome. You, my dear, desperately need to subscribe to Bitch magazine. And perhaps Vogue magazine as well -- that outfit is O-U-T.
posted by Lisa Simpson at 9/6/2007 8:05:07 AM
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I gotta agree with the "Lisa Simpson". Being a woman is about more than being a string of cliches. Terrible.
posted by Ruby at 9/6/2007 8:21:13 AM
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I'm with Lisa. Can you get stood up for a date with yourself?
posted by Kathleen Smith at 9/6/2007 8:23:54 AM
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Oh Kristopher,
I said it before and will say it again, you have the worst fashion sense. Those jeans look straight out of the early 80s and not in a good way! They are universally unflattering as well. You really should not be allowed near a "fashion" blog where some impressionable young girls might mistake your boring, pseudo-hip (you delude yourself) "finds" for real fashion.
Besides that, you give women a very bad name... I third the posts above.
posted by shopgirl6 at 9/6/2007 8:34:12 AM
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Absolutely LOOOOOOOOOVE this!!! Well said! We girls can be powerful and tough and big money makers, yet still girly and have men treat us like a lady!!!
What kind of blouse is that? i like. :)
BTW, tough money maker does not equal to "BITCH".
posted by Vicky G at 9/6/2007 8:46:38 AM
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Nothing wrong with treating a lady like a lady and nothing wrong as a lady to be treated as one. So what if she allows someone to throw down the dough at dinner, she never said she gives him anything in return, now did she? He chooses to pay, it’s his call.
Try reading Linda M Scott's 'Fresh Lipstick'- "A pointed attack on feminism's requisite style of dress, Fresh Lipstick argues that wearing high heels and using hair curlers does not deny you the right to seek advancement, empowerment, and equality. Scott asserts that judging someone on her fashion choices is as detrimental to advancement as judgments based on race, nationality, or social class. "
In other words, don't be a playa hata'
posted by Jax at 9/6/2007 8:51:29 AM
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Eight exclamation points and an emoticon, yet. You go break that glass ceiling, girlfriend.
posted by Celisa at 9/6/2007 8:52:26 AM
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Thank you boss ladies for your support. I owe you a sexual favor.
posted by KRiSTOPHER DUKES at 9/6/2007 8:54:19 AM
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For the record, you bitter, boyfriend-less ho's Lisa, Ruby and Kathleen, Kristopher a) bought the two of us a delicious sushi dinner this past weekend; b) drove it all the way to my house an hour away; c) wouldn't accept my repeated attempts to reimburse her, and d) provided a food-free dessert that made Creme Brulée look like Twinkees. The good news? Your acrimonious aspersions only make KD's giggle all the more frequent and adorable.
posted by Kristopher's Main Squeeze at 9/6/2007 9:16:08 AM
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Bitch and Chick rhyme? Not last time I checked. We are all now dumber for having read what you wrote.
posted by cffd dsfs at 9/6/2007 10:56:08 AM
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I think the rhyming word starts with a D and ends with a K. We are all dumber for reading what you wrote.
posted by DSFS CFFD at 9/6/2007 11:15:40 AM
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Kristopher has often been known to travel hours to give a man free sushi and a hand job.
posted by Sue Potter at 9/6/2007 1:08:37 PM
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Who stole my hat??? Damn you, Britney.
posted by Kevin Federline at 9/6/2007 1:28:04 PM
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Too bad Kristopher can't stand up for herself - she needs her "Main Squeeze" to step in. You've asked people to weigh in with comments. We did. Some weeks I like what K's chosen, sometimes I don't. Deal with it.
posted by Ruby at 9/6/2007 1:35:33 PM
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Hey, thanks for blogging this nice hat. Sales have spiked since you did it. Love those independent and individual remarks! BTW, there are still hats left, and we have a women's site too, bonnetstore dot com. Oh, and for the one poster that thinks bitch rhymes with chick, I think the work you are looking for is Richard's Nick Name.
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posted by Duane AT TheFedoraStore at 9/6/2007 5:23:32 PM
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You might follow Kristopher's example more often and I wouldn't be having an affair.
posted by Mr. Sue Potter at 9/6/2007 6:41:10 PM
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I don't know what all you silly girls are thinking ... KD is so damn hot that I (in all truth) use her image at least a few times/week to pleasure myself. Hell, I'd drive an hour with free sushi to give her a lick job!
posted by Hot for KD at 9/6/2007 6:50:19 PM
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Sounds sexy to me. Jeans, heels, blouse and fedora. Is "squeeze" he or she?
posted by KD Fan at 9/6/2007 7:37:01 PM
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Love her too. I'm a cankle man, myself.
posted by just plain bob at 9/6/2007 8:40:57 PM
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Boyish yet sexy... you can wear this along with a
Cheap dirt bikes ... then be the envy of every girls in your neighborhood..
posted by hannah echiverri at 9/7/2007 11:31:58 AM
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